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... said something rude that I heard out of context and thought was an insult to me (I was on set with him for some reason, you see, and overheard this.) I was pissed off enough that I started raging at him, told him to fuck completely off, and started an online "CK is an Asshat" campaign.

Oddly, he was actually impressed by this, and sent me an email apologizing for what he'd said, and asking if he could make it up to me somehow.

So the next time they were back in my neck of the woods for pickup filming, he came over. I made him cookies and we chatted for a while. The insult in question was a looks thing, and he'd come to realize that that was a stupid thing to say in general, even in the innocuous context I'd missed. I explained that that kind of language was hurtful because it leads people to believe that women who don't look a certain way are unworthy of sex/love/etc., and he agreed. He said he was ashamed of having said what he did, because he actually didn't feel that way at all himself.

And then he started giving me dating advice. He pointed out that even if a woman doesn't have that kind of look, she can still be attractive to the right people.

Extremely odd dream conversation )

***

Why my brain chose Christian Kane to give me a Valuable Life Lesson about romance, I have no damned idea. I woke up giggling. But also rather more educated about why M's with me. I think.

Whatever. My brain let me shag Eliot Spencer. I'm down with that. ;)
textualdeviance: (Sleeping Beauty)
Deflowering Harry Potter dream, complete with wand jokes? Kinda awesome.

FTR, it was current-Radcliffe (aka quite legal) Harry, and I was only a bit older. Even my pervy subconscious isn't an icky creeper.

Oh, and Hogwarts was apparently a coastal resort hotel, and chopsticks can be used as wands. Only all I could remember was expelliarmus.
textualdeviance: (Sleeping Beauty)
So, it may be a hormonal thing, but whatever the reason, my subconscious has been on naughty overdrive this week. Way TMI )
textualdeviance: (ASLWTF)
According to my brain while in dreamland, the most awesome things, ever are (in no particular order):

1. Friendly sex with celebrities or people I know (occasionally people I haven't ever thought about that way, which is slightly disturbing; never quite knew I had the hots for Ian McKellen. Thanks, subconscious!)
2. Food, and large quantities thereof, like giant buffet tables and huge candy stores.
3. Running, biking, jumping, flying, swimming, skating--all with superhuman strength and velocity.
4. Beating the everloving snot out of people who annoy me or who have hurt me or someone I love.
5. Cuddling, caring for and loving small, helpless creatures or children.
6. Singing, playing an instrument, composing--all with virtuoso ability.

and...

7. Desperately trying to find an appropriate place in which to relieve myself, and coming up short. Usually this manifests in finding public bathrooms with no privacy or broken stall doors or something like that.

...

WTF?

There are other recurring dreams I have--some interesting ones, some horrifying ones--but these are the most common. IDGI.
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Apr. 6th, 2010 09:39 am

wtf

textualdeviance: (ASLWTF)
I may have had a dream that involved John Barrowman and zombies. And we had to sing to the zombies to keep them at bay.

*koff*

Also, I've had 3.5 hours of sleep, because my stupid ass stayed up too late making a vid.

I am BRILLIANT, YO.

*deskplant*
textualdeviance: (pennybitches)
So, last night's dreams involved, in part:

*Aliens crash-landing somewhere in rural Arizona, and communicating with us via a mind-controlled Cate Blanchett
*Somehow getting into an episode of Lost
*Unwittingly being the subject of strange experiments, involving implants in my brain stem
*Growing a lovely, wispy, bright red goatee. I was quite disappointed when I realized it wasn't real.
*Making out with Zach Quinto, while we were both inpatients in said strange experiment lab

Um. Yeaaahh... O_o
textualdeviance: (pennybitches)
The "Angelina Jolie as serial killer/model" dream?

Weird.

And I'm the only one who knows/no one will believe me?

Very weird.

Set in an episode of CSI?

Extremely weird.

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