textualdeviance: (ASLWTF)
Getting my car's oil changed today and I was serviced(!) by a completely adorable guy who looked a lot like Neil.

He told me he liked my shoes and said I was funny and had trouble keeping eye contact.

Then he told me about this guy he knows at school. Said guy is 17.

Which probably means... So is this kid.*

*facepalm x10000*

I already feel skeevy enough for realizing I had the hots for a sweet chica who just turned 20. This? Is just sad.

Dear universe: Why must you mock me so? Yes, I generally enjoy being (politely) flirted with, since it's fairly rare, but if you're gonna make that happen, please make it someone who's at least remotely an appropriate age. Thanks, ever so.

*Technically speaking, 17's legal here. But ethical? Gods, no. That's even too young for my catch-and-release program.

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