Madonna swapped spit with, respectively, the vacuous virgin slut and the vacuous slutty slut.
I'm supposed to be impressed by this?
Whoopty-dafuck-doo.
Oh, wow, chicks who have consistently marketed themselves as eye candy for straight men do something which makes straight men happy.
Yeah, that's revolutionary alright.
How about next year we have Rosie host the thing and smooch her partner on stage for real?
No?
Well, there goes my career as a publicist...
I'm supposed to be impressed by this?
Whoopty-dafuck-doo.
Oh, wow, chicks who have consistently marketed themselves as eye candy for straight men do something which makes straight men happy.
Yeah, that's revolutionary alright.
How about next year we have Rosie host the thing and smooch her partner on stage for real?
No?
Well, there goes my career as a publicist...
Although..
Innocent lamb that she is, ya know.
And then *surprised* her by kissing open-mouthed live on telly.
Viva La Revolution!...NOT.
(Can't you just SEE all the Beevis and Butthead-types just a-wankin' away? Replaying it over and over? No, eccch. Forget I said that...)