In a mood

[textualdeviance]

My GOD, sex is fun.

And so is masturbation. Ah, the joy of having sex with yourself!

And sexy people getting it on is fun to watch and think about. And all people have the potential to be sexy. All bodies are fun to play with. All tingly bits are fun to touch and have touched. Yay for boys kissing! Yay for girls kissing! Yay for boys and girls and boys and boys and girls and girls (and anyone who isn't a boy or girl!) touching each other's tingly bits! Yay for tingly bits in general!

Fun fun fun!! People should have more sex. Feel like yelling? Go have sex. Feel like throwing a war? Go have sex instead.

Go find a person you care about and respect and do it thirty different ways. Go spend an hour by yourself touching yourself everywhere that feels good. Go buy equipment or devices which makes it all even more fun. When people ask why you're so cheerful, say "oh, I had a fantastic orgasm today, thanks!" ;)

Okay, maybe not that last one. :)

But geeeeez. I think the world would be a better place if more people just fucking got laid, and were happy for other people who were getting laid, too. "Gosh, Susan, I had sex today!" "Wow, Mary! Congratulations!" :)

Free yourself! Have sex today!

Comments

[uluviel.livejournal.com]

You know, one of the things I hate about living with my parents still is the lack of sex opportunities. I mean, I can do it, but it's no fun rushing it. My dad's retired so he's always home, and my mom's the nosiest person, ever. I can't hide anything in my room that she wouldn't find it within a week.

My sister got a lecture after my mom found an used condom in her garbage can. Now she empties her trash can herself and does it when mommy's not home. Heh. I learnt a long time ago to put mine in old boxes of candy and allergy medecine before throwing them away.

Thankfully, I'm going to spend the summer all alone at my grandparent's place (they are going to their summer house). I'm already surfing online toy stores :)