In a mood

[textualdeviance]

My GOD, sex is fun.

And so is masturbation. Ah, the joy of having sex with yourself!

And sexy people getting it on is fun to watch and think about. And all people have the potential to be sexy. All bodies are fun to play with. All tingly bits are fun to touch and have touched. Yay for boys kissing! Yay for girls kissing! Yay for boys and girls and boys and boys and girls and girls (and anyone who isn't a boy or girl!) touching each other's tingly bits! Yay for tingly bits in general!

Fun fun fun!! People should have more sex. Feel like yelling? Go have sex. Feel like throwing a war? Go have sex instead.

Go find a person you care about and respect and do it thirty different ways. Go spend an hour by yourself touching yourself everywhere that feels good. Go buy equipment or devices which makes it all even more fun. When people ask why you're so cheerful, say "oh, I had a fantastic orgasm today, thanks!" ;)

Okay, maybe not that last one. :)

But geeeeez. I think the world would be a better place if more people just fucking got laid, and were happy for other people who were getting laid, too. "Gosh, Susan, I had sex today!" "Wow, Mary! Congratulations!" :)

Free yourself! Have sex today!

Comments

[carrieann.livejournal.com]

Would it be weird if I actually stood up and applauded this?
My kitties already think I'm completely mad.

Because A-freakin-MEN!

[julesong.livejournal.com]

*joining in on the applause*

(So no, it's not weird.) :)

[lea-ysaye.livejournal.com]

Why, you are in a nice mood today! Sexy, so to speak...

*stands up to applaud, too*

You rock!

[uluviel.livejournal.com]

You know, one of the things I hate about living with my parents still is the lack of sex opportunities. I mean, I can do it, but it's no fun rushing it. My dad's retired so he's always home, and my mom's the nosiest person, ever. I can't hide anything in my room that she wouldn't find it within a week.

My sister got a lecture after my mom found an used condom in her garbage can. Now she empties her trash can herself and does it when mommy's not home. Heh. I learnt a long time ago to put mine in old boxes of candy and allergy medecine before throwing them away.

Thankfully, I'm going to spend the summer all alone at my grandparent's place (they are going to their summer house). I'm already surfing online toy stores :)

[sapphoid.livejournal.com]

Rah! (shaking the proverbial pom-poms in cheer for your post... ok, so I'm really shaking my tits, but hey, that seems appropriate too!)

[rebeccama.livejournal.com]

I had roommates for years which made scheduling a bit iffy, but luckily most of the guys I dated had their own place. Sharing expenses and having a roommate to talk to and share chores with was nice, but sometimes I really wanted to ask "don't you have anywhere outside of the apartment that you want to be this weekend?"

[green-ghost.livejournal.com]

*joins in the applause.... then looks around the room for someonething to suck on.....*

[undone27.livejournal.com]

Hooray! The best way to relase all that tension is with a lovely shuddering orgasm, and much better when you can share it with someone else. *waits for hubby to get home*

[squeechie.livejournal.com]

*applaudes*

Well, I'd love to, but I don't have a good track record of finding people that can just turn themselves on like that. At least you, and I, and the people who have responded to this think and feel this way ... yay us! I'm not weird after all!

So. Squeechie, let me introduce you to Squeechie! (YUM!)

[textualdeviance.livejournal.com]

I'm not weird after all!

Not for this at least. ;P

wOOt!

[alltoomuch.livejournal.com]

i already did! yay for early morning sex!

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Two thumbs up!

(Ooooooh! Where shall I put them!)

No really. Sex is a first class stress reliever. And big fun of course.

[kevswitchau.livejournal.com]

Two things...
1) *LOL* I love you, you mad wench!
2) TMI... I would so love to have sex again (it's been a LOOOONG drought). Apparently there's nobody out there who would like to help me out with this...except myself of course! Am seriously considering paying for it!
-Kevs

[textualdeviance.livejournal.com]

*packs Orli up in a box and sends him to you*

Re:

[kevswitchau.livejournal.com]

*Jumps up and down with glee and puts great big DO NOT DISTURB sign on door*
xxx

[prreciousss.livejournal.com]

Yep, masturbation is good. So far I'm the only one who has been able to make me scream. I have a bite mark near my wrist...

No wonder I don't need a partner! ;) More gay plz (I insist)!! I've just ordered toy #2 and it should be here any day now. It was on sale... XD


Just hope I get to use my handcuffs some day too ;)


Don't knock masturbation.
It's sex with someone you love.

-Woody Alan

[princessebee.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

So that's why people stopped asking me why I'm so relentlessly cheerful all the time.

[pansy-burrows.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the million dollar question is; who will have sex with Goeorge W Bush? I certainly will not.

[coyotegirl.livejournal.com]

If we were guaranteed an end to wars (without any monkey-paw loopholes), I'd do him. Just to put and end to it all.

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[pansy-burrows.livejournal.com]

Now that's what I call peace loving!