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Puzzlement of the day:

Why on earth do so many women fantasize about drizzling various substances over people's bodies? I've heard of very few men who like this sort of thing. Chocolate syrup, whipped cream, etc. What's the point?

I have a theory, but perhaps I should keep it to myself, as it's likely to be controversial...

Something else I don't get: Open-mouthed kissing soon after eating. Bleh. I don't want to share someone's lunch that way. I don't like toothpaste-tasting kisses, either. Just plain, clean mouth, thanks.

I enjoy the tastes of a clean body. I don't like anything getting in the way of that. Maybe some people don't like how bodies taste? Dunno.
Date: 2003-01-14 09:56 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] kevswitchau.livejournal.com
Hmmmmm...I seem to be in the minority here.
I've had many lovely nights with a man and a jar of warmed nutella.
I guess it's my oral fixation (Pisces here)...
*giggle*
I like mouths...I like food...I like men (and women) so perhaps putting them together is sorta like the best of all worlds for me.

I don't do toe sucking tho...

oh nonononono. No toe sucking for THIS little Pisces!
-Kevs

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