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[textualdeviance]

Puzzlement of the day:

Why on earth do so many women fantasize about drizzling various substances over people's bodies? I've heard of very few men who like this sort of thing. Chocolate syrup, whipped cream, etc. What's the point?

I have a theory, but perhaps I should keep it to myself, as it's likely to be controversial...

Something else I don't get: Open-mouthed kissing soon after eating. Bleh. I don't want to share someone's lunch that way. I don't like toothpaste-tasting kisses, either. Just plain, clean mouth, thanks.

I enjoy the tastes of a clean body. I don't like anything getting in the way of that. Maybe some people don't like how bodies taste? Dunno.

Comments

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

Ya got me, because the whole drizzling thing doesn't do a thing for me. Things get sticky enough just with normal clean bodies. *chuckling at myself* Virgo much?

[coyotegirl.livejournal.com]

I do not like eating food off of people's bodies. Ew. Hair.

licking off someone's finger is one thing, but bodies in general? no.

[kaffee-spinne.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not into the food + sex thing either. Give me one or give me the other, but together? Um..no.

Oh and people into sucking toes? Don't *even* get me started on that. :P :shudder:

[kevswitchau.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm...I seem to be in the minority here.
I've had many lovely nights with a man and a jar of warmed nutella.
I guess it's my oral fixation (Pisces here)...
*giggle*
I like mouths...I like food...I like men (and women) so perhaps putting them together is sorta like the best of all worlds for me.

I don't do toe sucking tho...

oh nonononono. No toe sucking for THIS little Pisces!
-Kevs

[heyokaboy.livejournal.com]

God, you sound like me. OK, which of your planets are in Virgo? There must be some. Food and sex do not mix. And you can add mouthwash to the list of yucky things. A clean mouth will do.

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[textualdeviance.livejournal.com]

Virgo moon :)