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[textualdeviance]

Puzzlement of the day:

Why on earth do so many women fantasize about drizzling various substances over people's bodies? I've heard of very few men who like this sort of thing. Chocolate syrup, whipped cream, etc. What's the point?

I have a theory, but perhaps I should keep it to myself, as it's likely to be controversial...

Something else I don't get: Open-mouthed kissing soon after eating. Bleh. I don't want to share someone's lunch that way. I don't like toothpaste-tasting kisses, either. Just plain, clean mouth, thanks.

I enjoy the tastes of a clean body. I don't like anything getting in the way of that. Maybe some people don't like how bodies taste? Dunno.

Comments

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

Ya got me, because the whole drizzling thing doesn't do a thing for me. Things get sticky enough just with normal clean bodies. *chuckling at myself* Virgo much?