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[textualdeviance]

There is nothing funnier than being interrupted in the middle of sex with your ex-LDS husband by missionaries at the door.

HAHAHAHAHAH!

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[prreciousss.livejournal.com]

You mean you didn't invite them in for an orgie? Darn!

[rebeccama.livejournal.com]

My former roommate's boyfriend openned the door naked, "Yes?"
They have been left alone since.

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[textualdeviance.livejournal.com]

These guys were targeting us. Gah. We've told them many times to take Mike's name off the church rosters but they refuse so every 6 months or so they come bugging us. One of these days I really should just say: "We're bisexual pagans, and happy with that. Wanna join our next naked ritual?"

[chocdipped.livejournal.com]

My parents live half way up a hill. The gate at the bottom of their 1/2 km long driveway is locked with a big chain. The local Jehovas Witnesses used to *climb* the gate and walk up the drive way to bother us.
That's until I put a sign on the gate that read:

Sabbath Ritual First Full moon of the month.
Those with babies for the blood sacrifice, please see the Priestess inside for instructions.
All virgins welcome.
Orgy at 10pm sharp, after the Feast of Lord Satan.
Clothing optional. Robes provided.

For some reason, they never bothered us again...can't figure out why.
-Kevs