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[textualdeviance]

There is nothing funnier than being interrupted in the middle of sex with your ex-LDS husband by missionaries at the door.

HAHAHAHAHAH!

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[chocdipped.livejournal.com]

My parents live half way up a hill. The gate at the bottom of their 1/2 km long driveway is locked with a big chain. The local Jehovas Witnesses used to *climb* the gate and walk up the drive way to bother us.
That's until I put a sign on the gate that read:

Sabbath Ritual First Full moon of the month.
Those with babies for the blood sacrifice, please see the Priestess inside for instructions.
All virgins welcome.
Orgy at 10pm sharp, after the Feast of Lord Satan.
Clothing optional. Robes provided.

For some reason, they never bothered us again...can't figure out why.
-Kevs