Apr. 1st, 2006 02:41 pm

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Chewing my fingers off waiting for people to return messages so I may as well do something silly to pass the time...

Gacked from [livejournal.com profile] ourdramaqueen



1. What does your Livejournal name mean?
It's a pun on sexual deviance, and references my renegade, deviant journalist side.

2. Elaborate on your default icon?
A pic of my com building in the fog.

3. Make up a question.
How would you solve the education crisis in the US?

4. What's your current relationship status?
Happily married and always lecherously looking at other people.

5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?
Jeans and an old BEI "Official Minion" t-shirt.

6. What is your current problem?
Detesting face to face interaction with strangers.

7. What do you love most?
A good night's sleep with no headache in the morning.

8. What makes you most happy?
Political progress.

9. Are you musically inclined?
Enough to get myself in a lot of trouble over the years.

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would slap my 19 year old self silly for considering getting married at that age.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
Something swift and agile, preferably in air or water. A dolphin, maybe, or a seagull.

12. Ever have a near death experience?
Yes, a few, actually.

13. Name an obvious quality you have.
Getting to the root source of a complex problem. I can cut through bullshit like a Ginsu.

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Now that I just started thinking about being a bird, Abba's "Eagle" is now on the iBrain.

15. Who did you cut and paste this from?
[livejournal.com profile] ourdramaqueen

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
[livejournal.com profile] coyotegirl

17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
Yes. Krazy glued the locks on an ex's car, and once put pepper spray on the driver's door handle of a car with a disgusting anti-gay bumper sticker. Ah, misspent youth.

18. Have you ever been in a fight?
Several when I was a wee thing. Tough school.

19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Does ~3,000 people at GALA count?

20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their relative "opposite"ness to myself.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Chai.

22. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Kids in grade school used to call me Dolly Parton. I was the only 4th grader wearing a bra, so...

23. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
On occasion.

24. Did you have braces?
Nope, although my dentist tried to convince me I should use Invisalign to correct one crooked lower tooth.

25. Are you comfortable with your height?
I detest being short. Most of the time I don't think about it, but then there are things like not being able to reach some of the cabinets in my kitchen and having to store my dry goods in the coat closet instead. There are benefits to being married to someone a lot taller, though.

26. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Put up with my shit for 11 years.

27. Do you speak any other languages?
Fluently, no, but I speak a smattering of most Romance languages and a bit of German. Diction classes, y'know.

28. Do you have a crush on someone on your LJ?
Yep. Quite a few, actually. I'm hopeless that way.

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