Life-order meme

Taking a break from fic writing to do this one.

Gacked from noipeh.

Put this list in the order it occurred in your life:

(Added a few for my strange life, plus a few things I thought might be interesting in general)

Get drunk for the first time
Lose virginity
Become gainfully employed
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't
Graduate high school
Start college
Move out of parents' house for good
Move away from hometown
Get married
Buy a (used) car
Travel out-of-country
Meet significant other
Get a cell phone
Get divorced
Get married again
Buy a (new) car
Graduate college
Buy a house
Go back to school
Get paid for doing something you love
Graduate again
Buy another house

Not yet:
Obtain small human via non-traditional means
Have grandkids
Retire

Not gonna happen:
Get Pregnant (not counting the miscarriage)
Have baby #1 (2, 3...)