In the year 2005 I resolve to: |
I guess it's time to dust off those plans for blowing up a McDonald's, eh?
But seriously... I never do the resolution thing, but I figure a few might be worth it. So, I hereby resolve to:
1. Stop trying to turn packs of swine into the Vienna Boys' Choir.
2. Quit wringing my hands about broken things I have no way of fixing.
3. Play more video games.
4. Visit Canada more often.
5. Try to sleep normal hours.
I think I can manage those.