Ah, great day

( more Olympics shtuff )

Ego boost of the day

Cast:

Me: 33, Mild-mannered (hey!) red-headed tomboy, shopping in local grocery store
Him: 18? 19? cutie cute cute curly-haired bakery employee

Me: (staring at the muffins, I turn as I hear a voice behind me)
Him: (brightly) Good afternoon, ma'am!
Me: (smiling) Hi! you gorgeous thing, you
Him: (overly-cheerful) Anything I can help you with?
Me: (obviously not needing any help) No, thanks unless it involves you getting naked in the stockroom
Him: (starting to head for the counter area, turns and looks over his shoulder at me, grinning madly) If you need me, just ask
Me: Oh, I will (chuckle) need may not be the right word, laddie

*beat*

Me: (strolling past the counter on my way to the produce section, after procuring my 12 grain bread, I glance his direction)
Him: (packing new French loaves into bags, catches my eye)Sure you don't want some? (waves phallic-looking loaf in my direction) Hot and fresh! (teasing tone of voice, flirty half-grin)
Me: (beginning to hyperventilate) yes, you certainly are hot and fresh, dammit Oh, don't I wish... oh fuck I said that out loud! (can't meet his eye, I rush past and feign deep interest in turnips)

Gah.

*facepalm*