So?

Madonna swapped spit with, respectively, the vacuous virgin slut and the vacuous slutty slut.

I'm supposed to be impressed by this?

Whoopty-dafuck-doo.

Oh, wow, chicks who have consistently marketed themselves as eye candy for straight men do something which makes straight men happy.

Yeah, that's revolutionary alright.

How about next year we have Rosie host the thing and smooch her partner on stage for real?

No?

Well, there goes my career as a publicist...