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[textualdeviance]

More Googlism spammage:

My goodness, I'm multi-talented. Maybe there's something about having this name that makes us Shawnas so successful.

shawna is alive and well
shawna is alive and well and still living happily with brad in california
shawna is unique in that she puts a modern and humorous twist on almost everything she does
shawna is available to give a highly entertaining and energetic presentation to your company or organization on the following topics
shawna is also an author and speaker on humor
shawna is also on speed dial for a hand
shawna is relatively new to modeling
shawna is the only female driver to have won a nascar touring series event in any division
shawna is the survivor of two marriages and ed only one
shawna is feeling
shawna is nonverbal
shawna is back
shawna is one of the liveliest
shawna is an incredible athlete who is very versatile
shawna is very thankful for being able to succeed with support from strategic training initiatives and a native
shawna is interested in and works with at risk youth
shawna is also the director of spiritsong
shawna is our welcoming committee leader
shawna is alive
shawna is always the leader of the 2 and molly was the follower
shawna is coming out with her cd that has this song on it sometime this month
shawna is also the instructor of the hypermedia in education course in the mathematics
shawna is a self
shawna is a talented driver that has received a bum steer with a struggling organization
shawna is the son of your next door neighbor who fancies himself a her
shawna is a contender in this summer's national parts peddler of the year contest
shawna is 100% austrian
shawna is more than having her lip fixed
shawna is nearly identical to jennifer in mage skills
shawna is responsible for the distribution of tourism nanaimo's annual visitor guide
shawna is from the fast and the furious
shawna is out of icu
shawna is a 1999 highest honors graduate of michigan technological university with a bs in business administration with
shawna is the victim of an attempted mugging
shawna is a sister of a girlfriend of one of the guys tim knows from work
shawna is the first woman in the united states to gain the bcu 5 star sea award
shawna is here to answer your questions regarding love
shawna is a very good friend of mine
shawna is great
shawna is our mola expert
shawna is married and has two teenagers who are great kids
shawna is completing the research for her doctoral dissertation at binghamton university in binghamton
shawna is a mother of three and hails from pennsylvania
shawna is to see as many of these so called "movies" and critique them
shawna is an excellent speaker and teacher and we look forward to having the karraschs back
shawna is absolutely the best
shawna is still willing to assist other members of the department
shawna is about to fall on her head
shawna is taking skating lessons
shawna is walking out as "shout 2000" by disturbed is over the pa system
shawna is currently working as an associate editor for insolent rudder and editing for lubbocksucks
shawna is a beautiful fawn girl
shawna is one of those blonde hotties that you see on the web and figure you'll never meet
shawna is the second woman to race in the daytona 500
shawna is now working in a doctors office
shawna is truly excellent
shawna is a fourth year business major specializing in marketing
shawna is an excellent writer and devoted traveller
shawna is now the one holding me
shawna is a member of the north carolina bar
shawna is not openly angry with you
shawna is actively involved in tennis
shawna is the exercise science board representative for nysaahperd and an executive board member for the new york state health educators coalition
shawna is responsible for responding to coverage inquiries
shawna is nervous about something that she doesn't want to talk about
shawna is one of the webmasters for this site
shawna is a public relations genius who's been working the crowd for over 12 yearsin calgary
shawna is the teams primary catcher and work horse
shawna is currently enrolled in the graduate multimedia technology program at duquesne university
shawna is none of these things

Comments

All of these and yet none of them.

[carrieann.livejournal.com]

Hah. Those are excellent. I keyed in 'Carrie Ann' [since just
'Carrie' brought back too many Stephen King references] and got...

carrie ann is not my real name
carrie ann is the name of dennis deyoung's daughter
carrie ann is now 26
carrie ann is then administered a second hard spanking
carrie ann is a big fan of fuzzy
carrie ann is a very enthusiastic young model and i highly recommend her you can contact carrie ann by email at japaneseempress@yahoo
carrie ann is almost sucked into the closet again at the end of the movie
carrie ann is featured in a small role as one of the dancing felicity girls
carrie ann is petting her as jerry gives confidence
carrie ann is a 21 year old blonde located in gainsville florida 5'10" 125 lbs
carrie ann is miss daytona beach 2001 and 4th runner up miss florida 2001
carrie ann is not busy working a beautiful fashion model [i'm sure this was supposed to be 'as a' but I'm neither working one, nor working as one, this is very true.]
carrie ann is a housewife and new mom who works at a huntsville drug store
carrie ann is from ontario
carrie ann is 22 years old
carrie ann is a once in a lifetime dog
carrie ann is doing home care nursing for now and hopes to work for the health department soon
carrie ann is another of that catchy 'name' songs that many artists have
carrie ann is at ext 249 or e
carrie ann is the name of jimmy's nutty stripper theatre friend
carrie ann is throbbing
carrie ann is 7 and dan is 5
carrie ann is now the wife of wesley lock a farmer residing
carrie ann is the widow of william
carrie ann is still writing
carrie ann is a potential slayer
carrie ann is at ext 249
carrie ann is a voluptuous country girl who can see her life drying up like a pair of menopausal melons right before her eyes


*I bolded the ones that brought me a little added amusement.

[coyotegirl.livejournal.com]

You've got much cooler ones than I do.

llyra is not lawfully his wife well, true; I'm not lawfully anyone's wife.
llyra is plotting against him when confronts phoebe marrs about roxxon workers who claim she told her to attack him how eeeeeevil.
llyra is the graphics empress I think this ia actually about me!
llyra is a hybrid of a human and a member of the undersea lemurians this one, too! ha ha ha ha!
llyra is what? llyra is what? I can't stand the suspense!
llyra is very excited to be part of such an amazing group of people I think this is about me, too.
llyra is sneaking up on the still what, I'm trying to steal some moonshine?
llyra is fine yeah, baby, you know it.
llyra is a slightly moderate elven high court tennis court? royal court? courtyard? this makes no sense.
llyra is zarak's relation good to know.
llyra is distinctly frosty brrrrrrrrrrr.
llyra is an elven noble house reforming from the days before the turning I'm a court and a house!

Most of mine aren't even grammatically correct.

Visions of Johanna....

[waterfaery.livejournal.com]

Johanna is Sexy Lady
Johanna is a Dominatrix fulfilling different SM fantasies.
Johanna is telling you: Synth & ...
Johanna is still calling CQ on 144 MHz. ...
Johanna is an experienced spiritual mentor and educator throughout the world
Johanna is becoming very confident in her abilities to communicate.
Johanna is a treasured friend and mentor.
Johanna is eerder in ondertrouw gegaan Princenhage 30 mrt 1799 en getrouwd aldaar 14 apr 1799 met Joannis Corneli Lips. ...
Johanna is soft spoken, although we haven't confirmed that with her family yet,but that doesn't mask the fact she is one determined and focused person.
Johanna is a strong supporter of the staff and students at Dana
Johanna is a ray of sunshine in a very busy office environment.
Johanna is currently an Executive Producer of Breakaway, a documentary for CTV, and is in development for Rituals
Johanna is on a downslide--while her first three books were best sellers, the critics have panned her later works.
Johanna is subjected to daily beatings and humiliations by her husband and plans somehow to escape him.
Johanna is telephoned by the Principal of Fairholme college and requested to attend a meeting on the 21st of December.
Johanna is married to Bill who graduated from Red Hook (Class of 1967).She has two
sons: Jeremiah, graduate Class of 1999; attends SUNY Environmental Science
Johanna is living here with her parents. ... We can assume that Johanna is also living in these locations.
Johanna is certified as a Utility Theft/Fraud Investigator, an Interviewer/Interrogator and a Law Enforcement Photographer.
Johanna is never fully aware of Sweeney's heinous (his heinous what?)
Johanna is the daughter of the infamous, Mrs. Jones, the town busybody.
Johanna is her mother's daughter and is determined not to succumb to the pressure.
Johanna is married to the brutal Sir Fulk de Enderby.
Johanna is a most memorable heroine.
Johanna is trying to alchemize lead into gold, with very little luck.
Johanna is overleden op vrijdag 16 november 1928 in Venray, 85 jaar oud
Johanna is nog in goede doen.
Johanna is offering an extraordinary opportunity for fellow teachers and healers.
Johanna is strong and quick-tongued (really?!)
Johanna is a new DBA in the group.
Johanna is at it again….

Bold where amusing. I stopped after 3 pages. :) Thanks, Shawna... this was fun.