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textualdevianceIn my dreams I'm always mobile.I run, I walk, I bike, I fly. I move from place to place so fast.
When I wake up, it's always disappointing that I'm so earthbound. That just stumbling down the hall is painful and slow.
Of course, waking up and realizing that, no, I didn't just have sex with Johnny Depp is also depressing.
Oh, and then there was the dream about me and a friend getting hit on by a couple of young guys and we were annoyed but we paid them $20 to make out in front of us, instead. Heh. I wonder if that would work IRL?
Oh, and apparently in my dreams, Godzilla-sized Ostriches terrorize NYC
When I wake up, it's always disappointing that I'm so earthbound. That just stumbling down the hall is painful and slow.
Of course, waking up and realizing that, no, I didn't just have sex with Johnny Depp is also depressing.
Oh, and then there was the dream about me and a friend getting hit on by a couple of young guys and we were annoyed but we paid them $20 to make out in front of us, instead. Heh. I wonder if that would work IRL?
Oh, and apparently in my dreams, Godzilla-sized Ostriches terrorize NYC
