LOL

[textualdeviance]

This has been going around, probably, but it's the first I've seen of it:

DEFENDERS OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE

Ronald Reagan: divorced the mother of his two children to marry Nancy who bore him a daughter 7 months after the marriage

Bob Dole: divorced the mother of his child, who had nursed him through the long recovery from his war wounds

Newt Gingrich: divorced his wife who was dying of cancer

Dick Armey: House Majority Leader - divorced

Senator Phil Gramm of Texas: divorced

Governor John Engler of Michigan: divorced

Governor Peter Wilson of California: divorced

George Will: divorced

Senator Lauch Faircloth: divorced

Rush Limbaugh: and his current wife, Marta, have six marriages and four divorces between them

Senator Bob Barr of Georgia: not yet 50 years old, has been married three times. He had the audacity to author and push the "Defense of Marriage Act". The current joke making rounds on Capitol Hill is "Bob Barr - WHICH marriage are you defending????"

Senator Alfonse D'Amato of New York: divorced

Senator John Warner of Virginia: once married Liz Taylor

Governor George Allen of Virginia: divorced

Representative Helen Chenoweth of Idaho: divorced

Senator John McCain of Arizona: divorced

Representative John Kasich of Ohio: divorced

Representative Susan Molinari of New York (Republican National Convention Keynote Speaker): divorced

THE BOTTOM LINE: "DON'T LET GAYS DESTROY MARRIAGE - THAT'S THE JOB OF REPUBLICANS!"

Comments

[green-ghost.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[beehay.livejournal.com]

I think it's the job of politicians in general to take their own issues and blame them on the general public, sorta like spoiled kids blame their mummies for all their problems when they grow up. (Damn, how come I'm not a politician? I got lots of issues I'd just love to blame other people publically for. And get paid for it.)

We could use this angle for anything! Drugs, for instance. Those Ev0l marijuana growers need to go away for years and years because they're ev0l and...what? Well, yes, I was arrested for cocaine possession and driving under the influence of alcohol, but...no, I only inhaled. I didn't GROW the stuff. Well, okay, I grew a little bit in my closet in college, but that's different cuz I'm a politician now!! Ph33r me!!

Ah, rampant hypocrisy.

[pippin20.livejournal.com]

Stupid Republicans...
*grumble*

Oh, and you might enjoy this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/pippin20/39211.html) as well...