Morning memeage

[textualdeviance]

Gacked from onehitwnderbard



Apparently, I'm a hippie geek. My Goth quotient would've been much higher when I was 16.

I've added some stuff to bring each of these up to 10 questions, and then added some categories of my own.

Redneck?
(} do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
{} do you drive a four-wheeler?
{} do you ride four-wheelers?
{} do you like to get dirty?
{} do you like country music?
{} do you have a broken car in your back yard?
{} do you own a cowboy hat?
{} do you live on more than 2 acres?
{} do you have more than 4 different animals at your home?
my addition
(x) do you have any relatives who became parents before the age of 20?
Total X's: 1

Goth?
{} do you wear black eyeliner?
{} is most of your clothing dark?
{} do you think about death often?
{} do you want to die?
{x} are you a social outcast?
{x} are you pale?
{} do you like Hot Topic?
{x} do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
{} are you mean?
my addition
() Are you pagan or Wiccan, but hate all the damned hippies involved in it?
Total X's: 3

Punk?
{} can you skateboard?
{} do you wear vans?
{} do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
{} have you gotten in trouble with the cops?
{} do you watch the x-games?
{x} do you have any piercings? (does 8 ear holes that I never use count?)
{} do you like/wear mohawks?
{} do you wear band t-shirts?
{} have you called someone a poser?
my addition
() do you vote libertarian, primarily because they advocate legalizing weed?
Total X's: 1

Prep?
{} do you say the word "like" a lot?
{} do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/American Eagle?
{} do you say "OMG" all the time?
{} do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
{} is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
{} do you watch Laguna Beach?
{} do you like pop music?
{x} do you want/have a little dog?
my additions
() do you get mad when people say mean things about Paris Hilton?
() do you watch American Idol religiously?
Total X's: 1

Hippie?
{} is your hair long?
{} do you own a tie-dye shirt?
{x} do you want to save the animals?
{x} do you think war is unnecessary?
{x} do you like classic rock and trippy music?
{x} have you ever participated in a protest?
{x} have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
(my additions)
(x) Do you think it would be really cool to be an elf or hobbit?
() Are you pagan, Wiccan, Buddhist or an "earth custodian" Christian?
() Do you recycle absolutely everything that's possible to recycle?
Total X's: 6

Gangsta?
{} do you act ghetto?
{} do you wear do-rags?
{} do you like hip-hop?
{} was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
{} do you believe he's alive?
{} do you like afros?
{} have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
{} do you like to dance?
{} do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
my addition
() Do you want to own a Cadillac with gold trim?
Total X's: 0

Emo?
{} do you cry often?
{} do you wear hoodies?
{x} do you like soft music?
{x} do people not understand you?
{} do you write your own poems?
{x} ever dyed your hair red, black, or dark?
{} do you cut your own hair?
{x} are you lonely?
{} is "Ohio Is For Lovers" by Hawthorne Heights a good song?
my addition
() are you still pining over a breakup that took place more than three years ago?
Total X's: 4

Surfer/Beach Rat?
{} do you surf?
{} do you wear flip flops year-round?
{} is your hair long, and maybe sort of "shaggy"?
{} do you wake up before 6 every morning?
{x} do you own any pairs of shorts?
{} are you tanned?
{x} do you want to be at the beach right now?
{} do you hate tourists?
my addition
() Would you like to live in Hawaii, but can't, because you can't make enough money?
() Do you know anyone who's been less than 10 feet away from a shark?
Total X's: 2

Geek?
{x} do you wear glasses?
{x} do you get good grades?
{x} do you use an inhaler?
{x} do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? (Does my smart phone count?)
{} does your mom pick out your clothes?
{x} are you on the computer often?
{x} do you ever get picked on?
{x} do you look forward to going to school?
{} are you shy around the opposite sex?
{x} do you play video games?
Total X's: 8

My category additions:

Jock?
() Have you ever been on teams (or in solo competition) in more than one sport?
() At the same time?
() Do you wear athletic shoes everywhere?
() Have you been known to go to the grocery store in workout wear (sweatpants, sports bra, etc.)?
() Have you ever shown up with your team at a neighborhood restaurant still in uniform and filthy from play?
() Do you work out more than is recommended for health purposes, to be in peak training condition?
() Have you ever slapped someone of the same sex on the ass as congratulations?
() Can you instantly recall the smell of a locker room?
() Do you think people who say "winning isn't everything" are losers?
() Have you ever had to re-schedule a mid term or final because you had a game conflict?
Total X's: 0

Hipster?
() Do you wear faded t-shirts with cheesy 70s/80s logos or sayings?
() Are those t-shirts actually new, and not truly vintage?
() Do you pretend to be intellectual, but have no idea what actual nerds are talking about most of the time?
() Have you ever gone to a show for a band you've never heard of, just because you thought their name sounded cool?
() Do you shop at Urban Outfitters, despite the fact that they're owned by a right-wing freak?
() Would you never consider wearing contacts, because chunky-framed glasses are too cool?
(x) Have you ever used Bed Head or anything calling itself "goo" or "putty" to style your hair?
(x) Would you like to be in a band, but you have no motivation to actually learn how to play an instrument?
() Do you openly make fun of emo kids, mostly to hide your fear that you may actually be one?
() Is your iPod (and it must be an iPod) permanently glued to your body?
Total X's: 2

Metal Head?
() Is Metallica the greatest band in the history of ever?
() Do you have any fake skull candleholders?
() Were you shocked to find out Rob Halford is gay?
() When you found out, did it make you question your own love of leather clothing?
() Do you have long, frizzy hair? (Bonus if it's actually a mullet)
() Do you have a guitar and amp in your bedroom, which you occasionally take out to play the intro to "Stairway to Heaven?"
() Do you smoke weed, but secretly detest the hippie you buy it from?
() Do you make the "devil horns" with your hands when you're rocking out?
() Do you secretly love Whitesnake, Ratt, Night Ranger or Motley Crue?
() Give yourself two points for this one: do you have a parent who introduced you to metal?
Total X's:

Japanophile?
() Do you adore Anime and/or Manga?
() And you're not Asian?
() Do you own more than five things with Hello Kitty characters on them?
() Do you automatically find the nearest sushi bar when you travel?
() Have you been known to call things "kawaii?"
(x) Do you think slightly androgynous Asian guys are hot?
() Have you formally studied Japanese, to prepare for your eventual trip to Japan?
() Have you already been to Japan?
() Did you stay there for more than three weeks?
() Can you name more than three J-pop artists?

Total X's: 1

Young Republican?
() Do you think a minimum wage increase would be unfair to businesses?
() Do you own more than one suit?
() Has your hair ever resembled something a TV news anchor would have?
() Are your parents Republicans?
() Do you vote the same way they do, out of tradition?
() Do you publically decry some sort of immorality, but secretly have a large stash of porn or an addiction to prescription drugs or booze?
() Do you find tradition comforting, and fear change?
() Do you believe military dominance is the best foreign policy?
() Do you think majoring in business is the key to success?
() Do you own albums by Christian rock groups?
Total X's: 0