Bon appetit!

Thanksgiving menu for the stuck-working-today and home-alone-with-headache-this-evening:

Breakfast:
1 Everything bagel, split and toasted
2 Eggs, beaten and nuked
1 Sl. cheese

Combine, wrap in paper towel and eat in the car on the way to work (because the home version of one's work software stopped working.) Inhale a sesame seed in the process and have to pull over and cough it out.

(Upon returning home, after the Great and Powerful Mster fixed the software problem):

Lunch:
1 Can green beans, drained
1 Can mushroom soup
Sprinkling of fried onions

Combine in a nukeable container and nuke for four minutes. Enjoy while parked in front of the TV watching the ends of movies (Expiration Date, Happy Feet and Everything is Illuminated) and checking the news wire on the laptop every few minutes.

Dinner:
1 Bowl slightly stale cereal
Milk to fill the bowl

Consume while parked on the downstairs couch, communing with the little old lady kitty and watching CBC News.

After-dinner snack:
Babybels and crackers
Handful of Brach's peppermint nougats
Three Advil

Consume while reading LJ and trying to get the other little old lady kitty off of your desk (where she is currently perched between you and the monitor.)


Serves one. With perhaps a few crumbs for said kitties here and there. Calories/fat: No freaking clue, and don't care.