*snort*

[textualdeviance]

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Become one with my inner sociopath. Get your resolution here

I guess it's time to dust off those plans for blowing up a McDonald's, eh?

But seriously... I never do the resolution thing, but I figure a few might be worth it. So, I hereby resolve to:

1. Stop trying to turn packs of swine into the Vienna Boys' Choir.
2. Quit wringing my hands about broken things I have no way of fixing.
3. Play more video games.
4. Visit Canada more often.
5. Try to sleep normal hours.

I think I can manage those.

Comments

[iolanthe-rosa.livejournal.com]

I am firmly convinced that good sleep habits and bringing a sack lunch to work are the secret to world peace.

[thefirstalicat.livejournal.com]

Also having cats around to stroke, who purr in response.

[iolanthe-rosa.livejournal.com]

Absolutely!

[thefirstalicat.livejournal.com]

Prrrr....

Mind you, human life modeled on cats - pouncekilleatpouncetorturethistimethenkilleat - might not gain a lot in world peace. Which of course is why we keep our cats well fed and happy, eh?