textualdeviance: (introuble)
textualdeviance ([personal profile] textualdeviance) wrote2004-06-23 10:56 am

*bitchbitchbitch*

Yet another day with my respiratory system feeling like it's been poured through with concrete spiked with nails

*hacks up a lung*

And tummy problems and cramps to go with it! And my wrist is still sore! Yay me!

Fucking hell. I wanted to be productive this week.

Can I order a body transplant online somewhere? Amazon carries everything else....

[identity profile] havdrake.livejournal.com 2004-06-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see why not! There was a guy in the UK recently trying to sell his virginity on ebay. I guess they finally pulled it, but he just moved it to his own site, now it's up to 11k.

If you find new bodies, let me know, I want to put in an order myself.

Maybe dark skinned this time. With less congenital crap.

[identity profile] psyfic.livejournal.com 2004-06-24 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Poor thing. :( Orange juice. And if you can't have orange juice, then anti-oxidants and bioflavenoids. Good stuff. Boost your immune system and help clear out the detritus in your blood.

Hope you feel better soon!