I love how his first thing in the last paragraph is "8.9 on Hot or Not" BECAUSE THAT IS TOTALLY THE STANDARD OF ACCEPTANCE. I mean, screw your sense or humor or your intelligence or similar interests we might have, it's all about how hollywood you look and how much money you make. Ugh.
I like that he lives in a 31-storey high-rise - not a 30-storey, not a 40-storey, but a 31-storey high-rise. Now how many apartment buildings are built to just exactly 31 storeys high? Must be special, eh?
Then again, he's not in the penthouse or he would have said....
Me, I think this sad ol' boy is pouchy and balding, lives in a rat-infested tenement and works a lousy job at the local ballpark selling hotdogs maybe, or perhaps spearing trash in the city park (wait, city workers generally get paid pretty well, forget that one!). And he'd probably slobber forever all over the one female who ever gave him a single smile....
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Then again, he's not in the penthouse or he would have said....
Me, I think this sad ol' boy is pouchy and balding, lives in a rat-infested tenement and works a lousy job at the local ballpark selling hotdogs maybe, or perhaps spearing trash in the city park (wait, city workers generally get paid pretty well, forget that one!). And he'd probably slobber forever all over the one female who ever gave him a single smile....