And they don't do it naked anymore, dammit.

The political issues this year are murky, but I still love the Olympics for the spirit of the event. And the damn cool opening ceremony (hi, the globe thing? Wow.)

But then there's also the annual parade of hotties nations.

In addition to the smoking hotness that is Alexandre Despatie and the softball competitors, I now have a hot Aussie/Maltese swimmer fantasy boyfriend.

Then there was a very cute guy on the Palestinian team and the guy carrying Canada's flag and virtually the entirety of the Indian delegation...

Anyone else I should look out for?