textualdeviance (
textualdeviance) wrote2005-12-10 08:15 am
*facepalm*
This is embarassing, but I simply have to make note of it.
So, half awake, I wash up, fold up some laundry. Then I go to put on the jeans that were laying over the end of the bed, trying to be quiet so I don't wake Mike up.
I go into my office and am sitting here for a good 20 minutes, wondering why my ass feels weird. I figure it's just my underwear bunching up. So I adjust. Still feels weird. Still not awake enough to really parse this.
Well, I'm awake now, and I just unzipped to try to adjust my undies more. I reach in and feel an elastic band. Only it's not my underwear.
It's a bra. That managed to get stuck in the back of my jeans, since I had draped it on top of them when I took it off last night.
I fish the bra out, and now my ass feels normal. But my brain hurts.
So, half awake, I wash up, fold up some laundry. Then I go to put on the jeans that were laying over the end of the bed, trying to be quiet so I don't wake Mike up.
I go into my office and am sitting here for a good 20 minutes, wondering why my ass feels weird. I figure it's just my underwear bunching up. So I adjust. Still feels weird. Still not awake enough to really parse this.
Well, I'm awake now, and I just unzipped to try to adjust my undies more. I reach in and feel an elastic band. Only it's not my underwear.
It's a bra. That managed to get stuck in the back of my jeans, since I had draped it on top of them when I took it off last night.
I fish the bra out, and now my ass feels normal. But my brain hurts.

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I've done both. I've actually managed to put on jeans with a sock still stuffed in them without noticing. I went to work like that.