LOL
This has been going around, probably, but it's the first I've seen of it:
DEFENDERS OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
Ronald Reagan: divorced the mother of his two children to marry Nancy who bore him a daughter 7 months after the marriage
Bob Dole: divorced the mother of his child, who had nursed him through the long recovery from his war wounds
Newt Gingrich: divorced his wife who was dying of cancer
Dick Armey: House Majority Leader - divorced
Senator Phil Gramm of Texas: divorced
Governor John Engler of Michigan: divorced
Governor Peter Wilson of California: divorced
George Will: divorced
Senator Lauch Faircloth: divorced
Rush Limbaugh: and his current wife, Marta, have six marriages and four divorces between them
Senator Bob Barr of Georgia: not yet 50 years old, has been married three times. He had the audacity to author and push the "Defense of Marriage Act". The current joke making rounds on Capitol Hill is "Bob Barr - WHICH marriage are you defending????"
Senator Alfonse D'Amato of New York: divorced
Senator John Warner of Virginia: once married Liz Taylor
Governor George Allen of Virginia: divorced
Representative Helen Chenoweth of Idaho: divorced
Senator John McCain of Arizona: divorced
Representative John Kasich of Ohio: divorced
Representative Susan Molinari of New York (Republican National Convention Keynote Speaker): divorced
THE BOTTOM LINE: "DON'T LET GAYS DESTROY MARRIAGE - THAT'S THE JOB OF REPUBLICANS!"
DEFENDERS OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
Ronald Reagan: divorced the mother of his two children to marry Nancy who bore him a daughter 7 months after the marriage
Bob Dole: divorced the mother of his child, who had nursed him through the long recovery from his war wounds
Newt Gingrich: divorced his wife who was dying of cancer
Dick Armey: House Majority Leader - divorced
Senator Phil Gramm of Texas: divorced
Governor John Engler of Michigan: divorced
Governor Peter Wilson of California: divorced
George Will: divorced
Senator Lauch Faircloth: divorced
Rush Limbaugh: and his current wife, Marta, have six marriages and four divorces between them
Senator Bob Barr of Georgia: not yet 50 years old, has been married three times. He had the audacity to author and push the "Defense of Marriage Act". The current joke making rounds on Capitol Hill is "Bob Barr - WHICH marriage are you defending????"
Senator Alfonse D'Amato of New York: divorced
Senator John Warner of Virginia: once married Liz Taylor
Governor George Allen of Virginia: divorced
Representative Helen Chenoweth of Idaho: divorced
Senator John McCain of Arizona: divorced
Representative John Kasich of Ohio: divorced
Representative Susan Molinari of New York (Republican National Convention Keynote Speaker): divorced
THE BOTTOM LINE: "DON'T LET GAYS DESTROY MARRIAGE - THAT'S THE JOB OF REPUBLICANS!"