Meme

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the scar you're most proud of	None of them, I'm afraid. They all came from stupid or tragic events
your favourite condiment	pepper
if you have freckles	yep
your preferred method of cooking	microwave, baby
what shoes you're wearing	barefoot
how many children you have	four furbabies
the first person you french kissed	my best friend's brother
your preferred breed of dog	terriers
where you were born	Reno
what colour underwear you're wearing	not wearing any!
where your keys are right now	in their box on the piano by the door
if you have split ends	yep
when you last got laid	two days ago
your opinion on airline food	usually awful, but occasionally edible
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	skin tightening after a big weight loss, dermabrasion
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	dunno about the best, but the worst is the top of a metal rocket tower. Too cramped
your worst malady	metabolic disorder
if your mum loves your dad	I'd say so, yeah.
if you can sing well	yep. Classically trained, etc.
what your olympic event would be	previously, swimming, these days, pissing off teenage girls
someone you admire	Molly Ivins
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	anything in Southeast Asia. I always get those mixed up
the last time you cried	last night
your most interesting sexual congress location	the aforementioned rocket tower, I would imagine
part of the Sunday papers you read first	comics, of course
the languages you speak	English, conversational French, and some Spanish, Italian and German
the religion you were raised in	Generic conservative Christian
if you can draw well	not at all
your favourite photograph	of myself? meh. Dunno.
what you should be doing instead of this	eating my dinner
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